What is TABS?
TABS (Totally Accurate Battle Simulator) is a wacky physics-based strategy game where you create hilarious, chaotic battles between historically inaccurate armies. From club-wielding cavemen to laser-wielding gods, TABS is all about watching ridiculous units fight in the most unpredictable ways possible. It’s both a sandbox and a simulation full of surprises, laughter, and pure creative fun.
How to Play TABS
🧠 Set Up Your Armies
- Choose from various factions (Medieval, Ancient, Spooky, Fantasy, etc.)
- Spend points to place units on the battlefield
🎮 Start the Battle - Watch the AI control both sides as ragdoll chaos unfolds
- Sit back or jump in using unit possession mode to take control directly
🎯 Win the Fight - Eliminate all enemy units using strategy, creativity, or complete nonsense
Why Players Love TABS
🤣 Hilarious Physics – Characters flop, fly, and flail in absurd, meme-worthy ways
⚔️ Endless Unit Variety – From peasants and pirates to gods, giants, and secret units
🛠️ Sandbox Creativity – Make your own battles or recreate famous ones with a goofy twist
🎮 Unit Possession – Control a unit from first-person for added fun and chaos
📜 Campaign & Custom Modes – Play pre-made missions or create your own scenarios
Popular Factions & Units
- 🪓 Vikings – Axemen, Longships, Ice Giants
- 🏹 Medieval – Knights, Archers, Catapults
- 🤖 Secret – Raptor Riders, Mace Spinners, Laser Eyes
- 🧙 Fantasy Good & Evil – Celestial Aegis, Void Monarch, and more
- 💀 Spooky – Skeleton Warriors, Pumpkin Catapults
Tips for Ultimate Battle Mayhem
🧠 Mix Units Strategically – Combine tanks (like Mammoths) with ranged units for balance
🎯 Positioning Matters – High ground and flanking can turn the tide
💥 Use Distraction Units – Cheap units can stall enemies while your heavy hitters attack
🎮 Try Unit Possession – Take control of a unit to change the outcome manually
🔍 Unlock Secret Units – Explore campaign maps to find hidden weapons and surprises
Final Thoughts
TABS is a creative, laugh-out-loud simulation game where strategy meets absurdity. Whether you’re building epic medieval battles or just watching a mammoth fight a raptor rider, it’s all about fun, experimentation, and unpredictable outcomes.
🪖🎮 Plan poorly. Laugh endlessly. Conquer the battlefield in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator! 💥🐔
